The Golden Mattress Award& for 2010 goes to Emma English.#
Best Parlour
Ladies for Gentlemen
Studio 54
Hallam Penthouse
Best Receptionist
Rita @ Ladies for Gentlemen
Best Parlour Worker (Overall)
Emma English @ Studio 54
Tiffany @ Ladies for Gentlemen*
Rhiannon @ Westminster Sectrets
Best Parlour Worker (Asian)
Yoyo @ 39 Tope*
Yuki @ Tender Touch
Rachael @ 39 Tope*
Best Private
Maryjane
Lexi Swarovski*
Ambrosia Rose
Summary
56 Punts
34 Ladies
39 Tope Street
Rachael
Yoyo x 2
Butterflys
Tamika x 2
Club Keys
Maryjane x 5
Fetish House
Aura x 2
Katherine
Lauren
The Grosvenor
Cristal
Jane
Hallam Penthouse
Leena
Ladies for Gentlemen
Charlotte
Danni
Emma x 3
Megan Delaney
Mia
Monique
Penny x 2
Sharna
Sharon
Tiffany x 4
Tina
Naughty Times
Jennifer x 4
Oasis of the North
Paris
P
Rhiannon is petite with silky, soft, honey-chocolate, skin. I'd say she's close to thirty with a beautiful face, generous, naturally-red lips and a full mouth of perfect, white teeth. She looked just like you'd expect a babe from the Caribbean to look. The moment I saw her, I was hoping she was a kisser. Her long, frizzy black hair was tied back with a scarf. Her breasts were small but pretty and she had dark puffy nipples. With a belly button decoration on a flat, black tummy she was an absolut
Megan Delany, aka Megan, aka Wonderland.
Megan has been promising she'll grace we Melbournians with her presence for twelve months. Finally, she found a place to base herself, namely Ladies for Gentlemen in Richmond. After nagging this poor girl for months about dropping down she finally did and this is my report.
I only partly knew what to expect. I knew she was in her mid twenties and she was a larger bodied girl (well there's a "BBW" in her email address). Haha, there's a "69" too. I
As part of my mini "Private Escort" campaign of 2010, I decided it would be pleasant to make the acquaintance of Ambrosia Rose (aka Amber) during her November, Melbourne tour. Amber was easy to communicate with throughout the planning process. Arrangements were made on email without any fuss and on the day, we zeroed in using text messages.
Amber greeted me with a kiss. It was a pleasant surprise to finally meet her. Most of her face pics are blurred out so it's hard to form a solid prior op
Some of you may remember my first review of Jennifer at FIA, it's in my 2010 Reviews blog here in any case. I think it was my longest review ever, lol and all 'n all got a pretty good response showing just how broad minded people can be. Anyway I'm not going to repeat the same details here but I do propose to update them and hope I can still count on your acceptance and respect that we are all different punters with varying tastes. For me, punting success is achieving the broadest possible range
On impulse I called The G yesterday and made an appointment with the legendary Jane. I’d never met her before but had read many interesting reviews.
I paid $140 for 30 minutes. The receptionist confirmed they’d put prices up but due to a strong backlash they have since reinstated the old prices. Punter Power!!
Jane is a pretty, mature lady, I’d say she’d be in her mid- to late-40s. She’s reasonably curvy but not over-weight and has large breasts with large suckable nipples. Her light bro
There are three things that must be said about Yoyo:
She is physically very attractive.
This young Korean lady is about medium height or slightly less and is very slender with long dark brunette hair. She has a very bushy bush on her pelvic region which leads to a fully shaven, very tight pussy underneath and her feet are very soft and ticklish. Her face is very pretty but not beautiful and her enhanced breasts would be about a B-cup. She is extremely petit and I feel she is in jeopardy o
I'd really missed Emma since last seeing her in late May. This girl made quite an impression during our three meetings over a relatively short period.
I guess by now everyone is familiar with Emma and what she offers. She offers a lot actually. In my view she rates highly on every measure. Her demeanor is calm and modest, yet frank. She has a view on everything but doesn't get too steamed up about things. Emma is a pretty girl with a curvy body and absolutely magnificent breasts. I confess,
After seeing Yoyo on Thursday (14/10), Rachael and Coffee remained cemented at the top of my “To Do” list. I also note there was a Mina and a Mango that had sunk down the list a ways. Also, unreviewed Lindsay did an intro today and she is another strong possibility.
This morning, as they say, I was home alone. Despite having a busy weekend planned I couldn’t get the recent punt with Yoyo out of mind combined with the positive reports of Rachael. I rationalised, as I’m sure we all do, that if
Reading recent compelling reviews by some of the boys had taken it's toll. 39 Tope Street was going to be my next punt location. It was Thursday 14/10 and I was already on the way to 39 Tope. I called the geezer on the desk and he informed that Rachael wasn't in until tomorrow, but he had a very nice girl called Yoyo, OK so Yoyo was going to be my next punt. I asked the geezer if I could make a booking for 12:15pm and he said sure. I would have felt more convinced he meant it, if he'd asked my n
Bill Clinton 26 January 1998
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"
FlexiSexi 2 October 2010
"I did have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Swarovski."
I'd sent a few texts to Miss Swarovski throughout the year but never got a reply. I'd normally only try once, maybe twice, but in this case I was encouraged to persevere. The very next text, lead to a pleasant exchange and ultimately to the meeting described herein.
The rendezvous was s
With all the times I've been to LfG I've not before caught up with Danni, a long serving, much reviewed, sultry babe just into her forties On FAI she may have been reviewed the most of all the gals at LfG except for Emma who would have popped her off in the last six months. I've never seen a bad review of Danni.
She greeted me at reception and lead me to the huge room with two beds. A little friendly chat and a couple of light kisses and she left me to shower. The wait must have been longer
Mattress Awards
My favorite accomplices for 2010, considered across a range of sex-related categories.
Shag Miles
A list of willing accomplices for 2010, including frequency and locations.
2011 Punting Objectives
Objective for 2011 is to dip my toe into the swimming pool of doubles, never had one with WL before. It seems there are plenty of options ranging from crazy Cristal to MC options to Dandy Belle. TS Jennifer has also raised a few interests to be explored. Maybe all of the abov
This was an unplanned punt. I felt in need of a distraction and decided a punt would provide the solution. I got out the "To Do" list and ran my eyes down the long list of names. First the as yet, untried recommendation from the boys online then on to the must redo candidates. There it was right in front of me. It stood out like dogs balls, just what I needed, a wild, raunchy romp with the porn princess. That's it, decision made, let's hope she's available. The lady at The G said she was and add
I'd been booked in to see Aura last year but she gave up working just before it happened. I noticed on the Fetish House web site that she'd returned to work so a booking was made.
Aura is a lovely young lady in her early 20s. She has a very pretty young face with long dark hair and lots of happy smiles. She is medium height and quite curvy with really enormous breasts. Aura offers a. FS option along with a very broad minded approach to BDSM.
We went to the sole bedroom where i showered
Been trying a few new ideas lately in regard to punting. I thought this time I'd go back to basics just for the hell of it. Called in at, yes you guessed it, LfG, after work for some relief from a stressful day. Only one lady available by the name of Sharon.
Sharon was a curvy lady of about 50 something with short auburn hair and a pleasant school ma'am face. I was tossing up whether to go or stay and decided I was going to try an experiment. Don't ask me why but I've been thinking lately w
It was an unexpected but very pleasant surprise when I got a PM from Lady Lexi a couple of weeks back. A few texts and a affable phone call later and we'd arranged to meet at LfG on Wednesday evening. Lady Lexi hadn't been working at LfG for quite a while, concerned mainly with her private work but was happy to volunteer to come in for the meeting. I remembered our last meeting very fondly and was very much looking forward to catching up again.
Lady Lexi is a very, very curvy 19 year old wit
Met up with Christina at a prearranged destination for an hour of play in the hay. The cost was $300.
Christina is of Asian appearance, tall, curvy and pretty with coffee colored skin, long, black hair and large kissable lips. She has a nice rack with dark, hard nipples and a bigger than average schlong.
Wasting no time we were on the bed and in to it. Would've preferred to freshen up with a shower to start this lunch time rendezvous but that wasn't on offer, I suppose I could've asked.
This was Tiffany's last night at LfG, in fact it was her last night in what was a very brief stint in the industry. She was headed back up North for personal reasons.
Since meeting this great young lady in August, we'd met up four times in as many weeks. Despite being less than half my age, we had a few shared interests and just seem to click. She enjoyed joking around and being teased and would laugh out loud often.
The booking started with some small talk about her packing up ready to
Introduction
There were only three ladies on. One was Wendy (mature, slim, busty, blond - on the "To Do" list) one was Charlotte (young, GND brunette) but she'd just been booked and Monique.
Booking
It was a toss up. Monique was a little younger but Wendy was more shapely. Both said all the right things and both had pleasant looks. Ok, heads or tails. Monique it is, 30 minutes, $140.
Description
The only thing I'd like to add to the template is that Monique was way to slim for my tast
Katherine is a large, kinky lady in her early thirties with huge breasts and a pretty face. Paid $160 for 30 minutes including $30 extra for FS.
I was in the mood for something different and when this mood comes on, it either means a trip to TS Jennifer or a trip to Fetish House. This review is about the latter.
I keep an eye on this place's web site to keep across the comings and goings. This story all started when I read about Katherine's ability to lactate. I rang FH who usually let y
Introduction
I rang LFG and the receptionist said Charlotte and Monique would still be in from the day shift and Tiffany would be arriving at 6pm. I explained that I didn't know Tiffany and would appreciate a description. She told me she was 23 yo, size 10 and busty with mousy blond hair, very pretty and provides a very friendly service. What else did I need to know.
Booking
I booked on the basis of the receptionist's description for 30 minutes for $70 - what a ripper it was my first FF 11
Introduction
Charlotte was my first ever review (at another time and place) back about April last year. I'd seen her three times before that review and since then have remembered her quite fondly. Coincidently, she's my first review in this brave new world of Punter Planet.
Booking
I rang up LFG to see who was working and there was Charlotte, Wendy (a mature, slim blonde) and Monique (a mature, slim brunette - review pending). I booked Charlotte for 30 minutes for $140. I was finally going
last week friendly voyager did a review of penny his review tempted me to make an appointment at lfg to see her at the first opportunity despite a crippled june punting budget
i'm not going to do my usual type review of penny not because it's not warranted but because fv said it all
my objective is simply to state that in a statistically invalid sample of 2, penny has a certain level of service consistency (100%)
my exec summ goes like this:
parlour:
for my money, best parlour
