2009 Mattress Awards
My favorite accomplices for 2009, considered across a range of sex-related categories.
2009 Shag Miles
A list of willing accomplices for 2009, including frequency, dates and locations.
2010 Punting Objectives
To sample at least two private escorts throughout the year and at the end of the year provide a brief analysis of private escort punting versus brothel punting. Given the sample size is so small, the analysis will be of limited val
The Golden Mattress Award & for 2009 goes to Maryjane#.
Best Parlour
Ladies for Gentlemen
Studio 54
Garden of Eden
Best Receptioist
Liz @ Club Keys
Best Parlour Worker (Overall)
Maryjane @ Studio 54
Charlotte @ Ladies for Gentlemen
Tina @ Ladies for Gentlemen
Best Parlour Worker (Asian)
Rose @ Tender Touch
Boa @ Tender Touch
Happy @ Madame Leona's
Best Private
N/A
N/A
N/A
Best BBW
Bella @ Hallam Penthouse
Best T
Summary
54 Punts
25 Ladies
Butterflys
Cristal
Miss Carly
Ruby
Tamika
Club Keys
Maryjane x 4
Correction Centre
Layla
Fetish House
Cindy x 3
Garden of Eden
Lexi
Hallam Penthouse
Bella
Ladies for Gentlemen
Charlotte x 3
Jessica
Pia
Tammy
Tina
Madame Leona's
Happy
Naughty Times
Jennifer x 4
No Fixed Address
Cecelia x 6
Pickwood Lodge
Hannah
Amber Rose
Bambi x 2
Priv
Background
The plan was to catch up with the lovely Charlotte, an LFG favourite to finish the year as it had begun. Charlotte was my first review for 2009, in fact, my first review ever. Unfortunately, she was a bit naughty and didn't show up for work.
As Charlotte was unavailable the receptionist suggested an intro. There were three ladies available Danni?, Lily? and Tammy. All ladies intro'd well, leaving me with a tough decision. I chose Tammy because she had a really big personality an
Introduction
Yesterday, I had a great punt with a great lady and I left feeling completely satisfied both mentally and physically. Today was different. The roller coaster which had reached its dizzy summit yesterday was today plunging towards the ground and I seemed powerless to stop it. The "day-after-blues" had me firmly by the cojones and wouldn't let go.
I thought about various options such as tough it out (nah), go to Squire's Loft for a fabulous sirloin (none of the usually suspects w
Thinking it was about time for another change of avatar, I clicked my profile but before getting to the avatar I noticed someone, whose name I didn't recognise, had recently paid a visit. I clicked back and as expected, nothing. Being a sticky beak, I sent her a message. Soon a reply arrived, witty and leaving the door ajar for further contact. We exchanged a few more messages, each one upping the ante. By the end of the exchange, a meeting had been agreed. Risky? Maybe, as there were no reviews
"a new FIA beauty"
Carly's first post was on 11 Sep 09 and it stuck in my head. It was quite impressive but got edited due to "advertising infringements". Her avatar looked hot and her words sounded exciting. She sounded cheeky. Tempted by the initial post, I put out an exploratory PM and promptly received a detailed and seductive reply. In the reply Carly sounded self-assured and enticing (and still cheeky). It was evident, she knew how to appeal to a man's brain. A new FIA beauty walks among
A second meeting with Bambi was arranged almost immediately after the first. Using PM, we agreed a time and date which was about three weeks out so there was plenty of time for the build up and anticipation. Same deal as last time, $190 for the hour and $30 direct to Bambi for DATY. Bambi took care of the booking without any direct involvement between me and PL, as she did last time - a nice touch. A fine review by thedon recently, added to the anticipation. It reminded of a couple of points I'd
I'd been planning to see Ruby for some time. The first serious attempt was high jacked by Cristal walking past. This time was more successful even though Cristal was at reception looking gorgeous and dropping one-liners left, right and centre.
Butterflies is a great parlour, large, well appointed rooms with en suites and toiletries. We went to "The Play" room which had two double beds, a spar and many other bits and pieces including a surf board. There was an unusual smell coming from somew
Yes, yet another Boa review.
Walking past this place regularly created an interest and a recent string of great reviews - about Boa and Rose in particular, but also Aya and Bianca - has kept the interest alive.
TT looks odd from the outside. Looks like a huge, white, ancient-Greek ruin from the front. It has plenty of parking out the back. The entrance is through the receptionist's area and into a semi private area for the intros. The rooms are small and clean and the towels are nice but
Context
This is a follow on from a previous review of MJ by me so all details already discussed are not repeated unless it's specifically relevant. In the last review, MJ and I were meant to get it on with strawberries and honey but unfortunately someone stupidly left the necessities in the car, but not this time.
2 weeks later
It all began a little ahead of schedule when I arrived at Studio 54 early and rang reception from the car. Feel like a dick sitting inside waiting. The receptionist
Background
Information about Bambi is surprisingly sparse. The only review with any detail was from grooovypants and that review was of Bambi at Barabings. Same Bambi, different parlour. The groovypants review was positive but it was only one review. It's hard to know exactly what it was that captured my imagination but something had. Maybe I just had to know if Bambi had a cute tail.
We messed around on PM for a while with probably all the same old jokes she must get all the time about Bam
Motivation
This review has been a long time in the making. For a start, it took until Friendly Voyager's third review to get my full attention supported by some positive reviews from Wicked and Old Fossil. A few PMs to Lexi and we had a plan. As agreed, I sent Lexi an SMS on a day that would fit my work schedule. The response was not all together what I was hoping for, she was going to be away for a couple of weeks but she promised to text me when she returned. It must have been almost a mo
It had been too long since I last had the pleasure of seeing Maryjane and even longer since writing a review. We'd exchanged a few messages over the break and met on chat several times but the need for the real thing was mounting. Responding to a question, Maryjane messaged to say she was working on Thursday. Accordingly, I made a booking at Studio 54 for Thursday evening at 7pm. A few more messages back and forth and we'd agreed a theme for the night.
I left work early to make sure I got t
Following an outbreak of outstanding reviews it seemed like a smart move to go to the next step with Amber-Rose or Amber as she is known.
A-Rose by any other name ..
An exchange of messages and understandings were reached on date, time, content and price. We were all set to rock-and-roll. I arrived at Pickwood Lodge a little early and unfortunately discovered that there was going to be a delay. Amber came over and introduced herself - a little cheek kiss - leading me to the inescapable
I arrived at Butterflys, 30 minutes early for an appointment with Ruby. Ruby was allegedly a dark skinned lady of African descent but born in Aus. I knew virtually nothing about her. From the car park, I phoned to see if she'd arrived. Negative! The receptionist, Eileen I think, did say however, don't worry come on in. Once inside, Eileen said "sit in that room and I'll send in the ladies". We went about the intros as if I had no booking, its all good intelligence I thought to myself.
There
On arriving 10 minutes earlier than planned, Maryjane was available and we were able to begin our time a little early. She took my cold hand, and as we walked upstairs, I put my other arm round her waist as we walked. I could sense a GFE in the air. We chatted about a multitude of things and with a multitude of soft kisses she left me to shower.
When Maryjane returned we initially sat on the couch. It could have been any pretty woman sitting there beside me, someone at work or a frie
A good review of Tamika by Rumpole, lead me back to Butterflies.
Tamika's looks and services were described accurately by Rumpole. She is a very pretty Aussie lady (the sweet girl next door look), medium height, slim build with shoulder length, wavy, light-brown hair and small to medium tits.
As I'd booked without an intro, she was inquisitive as to why. I thought it only fair to let her know of FIA and of the good review she'd received. She was quite fascinated about the
Having had a first very memorable booking with Maryjane a couple of weeks ago it was inevitable we'd meet again. Despite a slightly rocky start, with traffic problems and a couple of other disruptions, the second time was as memorable.
When Maryjane returned to the room the first thing she did was move very close and beam a delicious smile that gave me butterflies. We then began gently kissing.
After a few moments, still clothed, but with a plan in mind, Maryjane went to get some res
After reading a few posts by Bella and most reviews, it seemed appropriate that we should meet. On contacting Bella by PM and exchanging a couple of messages we decided to meet at Hallam Penthouse. Having never been there before and not knowing what to expect, it was a pleasant surprise to find that Hallam Penthouse was easily of a similar standard to the inner city establishments, such as The G and LFG. It was discreetly located, clean, tastefully decorated, well equipped and well priced, IMHO.
I had some big plans for last Thursday evening but unfortunately the course of nature conspired against them and they were condemned to failure, but that's another story. I thought about giving the whole idea away and going home to watch TV with some soggy pretzels.
The problem was, being so anxious for the previous several days or more, it would have been impossible to put sexual connectedness from my mind. WTF, I need to release the tension somehow and something was telling me a quick trip
The Discovery
I was in contemplation of Maryjane's banner on the FIA web site for many weeks. It kept staring at me. The annoying words "Outcall Only" were standing between desire and fulfilment. [bummer!] One night as I was staring at the banner and reading some posts, I wrote a brief PM to Maryjane [What the hell] to enquire about that frustrating phrase. To my pleasant surprise Maryjane promptly replied to explain the Studio 54 connection. At that instant a visit to Studio 54 became inevitab
I recently had the pleasure of seeing the very lovely Cindy. The experience has had me absolutely busting to get back to Fetish House to see her again. I'd not really considered Cindy before because she was listed in the Fetish House roster as finishing at 5:30pm which is generally a little too early for me given Fetish House is at Huntingdale - a long way from where I work. This particular day, when I rang, the receptionist told me the names of the ladies who were on that evening and my ears pr
Sorry this review is so late guys. Maybe this and one other and I'm about up to date. What better to do on such a miserable Sunday afternoon than get the paperwork sorted. I thought it was worth posting this as it provides a somewhat counter view to the only other review of Jessie. All respect to donna though for his very balanced and informative review dated 29 May 2009.
For this mission there was no time for research or pre-selection using FIA, instead just a sense of urgency and a
This review is overdue but is still relevant as Desiree is still working at The Grosvenor and hasn't been reviewed by anyone in the mean while.
This was definitely a case of the right triggers being evident in an earlier FIA review by Jackal. Something about Desiree sounded exciting enough to encourage me to make a booking sight unseen. There was a bit of a stuff-up with the first attempt in that when I arrived at The G, I was told that Desiree was delayed and I should return in an h
