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It Made Me Laugh.

PlayDohBalls Loyal Member Galactic Explorers   Posted 2 hours ago   A SW told me once as she was walking to the room with a client they passed another punter heading to reception. Her client exclaimed, ”Hey, I know your missus”. He really didn’t know her, but the SW said the look of shock on the other guy’s face was priceless.  

Jason56

Jason56

Paige Thomas Melb

So I have arranged an upcoming punt with the infamous Paige Thomas (@PaigeThomasMelb).   i have read a lot of reviews about her and have followed her twitter account for a while (twitter handle above). I decided while in melbourne for an upcoming business trip, I’d enduldge myself to a great (time with this lovely lady).    I first contacted her her via twitter to discuss her availability for our particular meeting. It didn’t take long for Paige and I to agree on a date and t

Hardnready2cum

Hardnready2cum

Frying Pans

Jayme Lee Fox FOXY   Venus Nymphs Report post   Posted 7 hours ago  Advice I gave you in the other thread   Same applies here    Walk into your kitchen pick up a frying pan  smash  yourself hard over the head and repeat  don't be a dick head .

Jason56

Jason56

Need a new spot for the fix.

Okay,   So while I have been at it now for a year and with the recent departure of the backpage/cracker experience, going to my usual punter spots is beginning to become a game of what's new/who haven't I seen before, I'm slowly becoming very uninterested.   I don't think I'm ready for blue chip WL like privates advertised here(I just feel unworthy at this point); but I am interested in getting a new area to run through.   So far I find myself often visiting Manhatt

splooshta

splooshta

BAD INFLUENCE PART 2

“Hey! Not much.... about to go to work.... what’s up? Is Alex being a fuckbag again?”  I wasn’t really sure what to reply so I kept it relatively simple.    “I want you” I got a reply back within seconds.    “Want me for what?” I wrote back quickly without even thinking.     My social retardation kicked in around about now. What the fuck was he talking about? At this point, I still hadn’t gathered exactly what he was getting at. I initially thought he was setting me u

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All Escorts

It started with a sore back

You know it's funny, I'd never thought i would even consider paying for sex as a younger man. But trying to live "a good life," and constantly doing the right thing hasn't gotten me very far. So I now look at myself and see a man who will never look that good again, god it's depressing.  But it didn't strike me that way till recently.   So i don't punt.... yet. But i see how when i look at my last few weeks.  After a bit of hard work in the back yard one weekend, I had a gap in my appo

Zed42

Zed42

Cookin' with Cozzo

This is a copy of a status challenge on PP.   Recipe Challenge via PP Status Updates ONLY! Challenge three members to do the same.   Photo of food must be included (whether yours or from the public domain). More details up to you but most welcome.   Thanks @AndyJ for the challenge!   WARNING - THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS FC FISTULA'S SENSE OF HUMOR - IF YOU ARE A PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE THIS IS YOUR WARNING. How to become a Fat Cunt in 24 easy steps with

FrancoCozzo1935

FrancoCozzo1935

Bad Influence PART 1

My first week was done and dusted. In my humble opinion, I think I fucking KILLED IT. I had spent the week watching (not literally, you sick fucks) and learning all about this kick ass job I just scored myself.  But what I had seemed to have forgotten was my “outside” life. I had a boyfriend, let’s call the dickhead Alex*. Alex and I were in a tough place to begin with, it didn’t help that I got a job and “forgot” to mention to him what it actually was. Or that I even had a job at all.

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All Escorts

To Market, To Market

Generally speaking, some weird shit goes down in brothels. I know.... I’m just as shocked as you are. I walked in early to start my shift. The changeover is usually pretty straight forward. While we sat there behind the desk discussing random brothel related shinanigans, a client creeped over from the outside area. “Do you ladies have any fruit?” I jokingly told him I don’t eat fruit because I’m more of a bucket of fried chicken type girl. He wasn’t even half as amused as I was.

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The Oldest Profession

The oldest profession    Prostitution. The oldest profession in the world. It has been around for hundreds of years and it will be around long after we’re all dead and buried. That’s a cold hard fact.  While other industries have evolved with the times, prostitution has remained the same. Women (and men) from all walks of life have made the conscious decision to sell their bodies for twenty, thirty or sixty minutes at a time to anyone that is willing to pay for it.    It

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Wild times

Share your sexual fantasies with me and let's have some fun ...... I'll start. Life is all about FUN and what's the best kind of fun ...... sex ! My unfulfilled sexual fantasy is a gang bang ....... tell me yours ?

Kezalea69

Kezalea69

StKilda Rd VIC

Bit of a long shot. I'm trying to get back into the swing of things and struggling to find the time due to my working hours. I usually only have very small windows where I'm available and it's usally around the time of 10pm or 11pm (usually during a break at work). I was wonderiing if anyone is willing to share any info of any ladies they know of that provide incall for massage or maybe more in the area around the top end of Stkilda Rd (Toorak Rd to StKilda) or surrounding. Hoping to find someon

joloon

joloon

Silver spa

I was in QLD 5 years ago as a lot of miners were and I visited this place with the vinyl wooden floor and the silver step up spa. This blonde who I spent some time with was very professional i cannot remember where this place is though can anyone help me?

Bustdown

Bustdown

Korean Escorts

I was wondering if anyone had an awesome or a good experience with a koren escort. Can I get some suggestions? Backpage has a lot of ads, but its hard to ascertain if they are genuine.

brownboyamr

brownboyamr

Gratitude

"Hiring a sex professional is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or auto mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. I treat sex professionals the same way I treat other professionals I hire. And like other professionals in my life, these women treat me as a valued customer and may even become friends of mine. They look forward to seeing

annabellemayescort

annabellemayescort

Catfish Off The Table - Part 2: Reg Flags

As a follow up to my previous blog,   Was recently in correspondance with somebody on that same dating site. Anyway they were supposedly only able to communicate during the "Free Communication Periods" which I think they should shitcan cause it lets all the riff raff in.   Well the corresponance went from the site to WhatsApp. It was then that this person's phone number raised a red flag. A quick Google search made me realised my concerns were well founded.   The country code of their phon

ian80au

ian80au

Destiny

On holiday in melbourne and i just had a date with destiny (literally and metaphorically). She was great, a gorgeous blonde with ass for days and damn that pussy tasted good. She was very good at everything and since i still havent had a lot of sex she gave me some helpful pointers. The main one i will take from my experience is dont watch too much porn or you wont cum haha, and before you blame her, it has happened to me before. All the other girls were good looking and any man would leap at a

brando97

brando97

Australian Escort Promotion - It's all just smoke & mirrors

On Twitter yesterday a UK based escort posted an email she had received from a Sydney based private offering escort tours to Australia. There was mention of it being an agency, but it’s not an agency, it’s just a escort trying to cash in on other escorts   I have said it many times before, an Escort Agency is a legit business. An Escort Agency should NOT to be confused with a person who sends emails offering girls the chance to work for them or a person who places private ads for other

Sarah-AgencyAtlantic

Sarah-AgencyAtlantic

Concept for Industry to Consider - German FKK styled brothels

I believe there is room for the industry to consider, as an option, German FKK styled brothels. They are similar to the way brothels are run in Australia with the following differences:   1. Non-refundable entry fee approximately equivalent to a 1/2 hour charge for a service provider. This provides unlimited access to a shared space / lounge where service providers and clients can introduce themselves, noting that there are limits to the extent of engagement, given the primary purpose is an

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TonyJ

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    • PlayDohBalls
    • longhorn69
      I'm the one with the beard
    • numbat101
      One of my little harem starts off by shaving my balls in the shower, which flows on (so to speak) to a BBBJ with a nice clean hairless penis Then we soap each other all over, kissing and cuddling   But we have only managed standing sex in the shower for short periods She has a big bootie and I have a beer belly, she is 154 cm and I am 178 cm so I have to crouch down while she stands on tippy toes, all on a slippery floor So much easier with her prone on her stomach on th
    • water
      Thank you Lily Lavine, for a wonderful and exciting story. If you want another adventure with less travel required, you would be a popular while being discrete at the gloyhole adjacent the Barwon Valley Park Belmont Dog Park.
    • Spaggy
      Yep always thought shower sex is just the lead up and penetration is not only slippery and dangerous soap in the ladies pink bits is downright unsafe for her.  Be careful of lubes as well stick to ones as stated as a dose of vaginitis will put her out of action for a few days - just saying.  Oral in the shower is amazing hop out an have a NURU if you want to slip and slide.
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