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A Guide To Erotic Massage In Melbourne Australia

An erotic massage is something that is totally different from a normal message where a person needs to learn a lot of tips and techniques in order to perform it. Erotic massage Melbourne Australia is basically a type of massage that is mainly focused on arousing sensuality and giving pleasure to the person. The erotic massage is basically invented to arouse connection and intimacy between the partners. In an erotic massage, the measure can use mouth, lips, and other parts of the body except for

massagerosa

massagerosa

Brothel Review

Hi All i Recently Visited A Brothel in the City Called Studio 466 And saw there was 8 Asian ladies to choose from.  I chose a curvacious and Sexy Girl called Ada from China. She was a Size 10-12 Fit and thick Big Round Firm Bum big DD Boobs. Provided fantastic CBJ Awsome Dick Riding Sensual masage Body slides. Lovely conversation. 

Ash8787

Ash8787

Come Dine on Me

After a night out with a great mate of mine – and perhaps a couple of beers too many – we started discussing the difference between guys and girls and their approaches to sex.  I argued that girls were just as sexually driven as guys, and he of course argued the opposite.  When an argument is fuelled by alcohol, objectivity is almost always absent.  I forget who it was who threw down the gauntlet, but one of us challenged the other to prove their opinion with a real-life demonstration.  And that

Paris

Paris

*Insert attention grabbing headline*

Now that i have your attention    So we are finally coming to the end of holidays, where things may finally get back to a semi regular routine (what ever that looks like for others). For me,  that's a mixture of working, studying, mumming (Yea that's 3rd on the list, as mine are grown lol) and in general just staying the fucking amazing Boss that i am.    So as we are almost ready to slide in to the second month of 2020 (where the f*ck did January go?!), i am very happy to sa

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

Blow White and the Seven Knobs ...

Okay, I’ll admit it, I watch porn.  In fact, lots of women do … they just don’t openly admit it.  But I’m secure enough in my identity to admit the fact that I enjoy all aspects of sex, including watching others perform it.  And one of the genres I really enjoy are the parodies, and even more so the ones that take the piss out of really successful animated movies.  And then a stroke of brilliance hit me … why not create my own porn parody? With that in mind, I set about gathering my own “

Paris

Paris

For Your Pleasure

So the Christmas season is upon us, along with school holidays, stress, anxiety and loads of crazier than crazy shit to deal with. 'Oh the joy' I hear you saying (and yes, the sarcasm is almost palpable lol).    Well why not come see me and let me relax you in a totally debaucherous manner   Situated in a quiet neighbourhood with ample parking, you will love the newly decorated surroundings, airconditioned room and sexy atmosphere.    Times will be varied (as they

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

great shag

Had a really good shag this morning with a lovely lady half my age.  Well, actually a bit less than half my age, but I digress.   She had contacted me and had been pleading with me for a fuck for ages, about three months anyway. So, I finally relented and agreed.    She was very compliant with any suggestion right up until the point of me agreeing, then, as if by magic, she suddenly realises that now she is in command, well rather her delicious pussy is calling the shots and

Charlie

Charlie

Redecorating is a BITCH!

Well incalls have been quite a feat to accomplish the past couple weeks... see, I'm kind of an impulse buyer. (Who am i kidding, I'm just an impulsive person 83% of  the time lol)...  Anyhow, i went out to get a new grill plate from Bunnings the other week (Bunnings) and long story short, $400 later and it seems I'm redecorating my house it's already looking AMAZING but it's made incalls a lot harder at the moment. But it's all going to be worth it in about  another week. 

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

Back At It

So after a week of being AWOL, i am back at it. My assignments for the year are completed, my role plays performed and an outstanding review given from my lecturer.   It's amazing the way the human brain works, and i love psychoanalizing people. The funny thing is, i would have never thought i could put into practice what I've learnt from my studies, into the job role i am in now. But apparently, I give off a very warming, open and non judgmental vibe that seems to make people spill th

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

Just Do It

Just do it.  One of the most famous slogans around.  We can thank Nike for that.  But we’ve seen that slogan adopted in so may other ways that it no longer belongs in performance sport alone and has become a mantra for so many of us.  I, for one, am glad that I took Nike’s advice.   For the longest time, I’d been one of those reserved soccer mums, although in my case the sports were more footy and cricket.  You know, suppressing the wild side of me to make sure the kids and the hubby w

Paris

Paris

Do's & Don'ts (Who'da thunk it)

Hey... U up? Available? Hey bby, wanna fuk? Hi. How much? When can u be here? I wanna fuk, but only if ull do it for $80. Send pics!!!   Really? That's how you speak to the receptionist when making a doctor's appointment? Or your mechanic when booking in your car? When your told the cost of your order, do you haggle the prices? So why is it that so many people can be so disrespectful to those providing a service such as sex work? This is  a profe

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

Gentlemen, PLEASE Take Note...

A few weeks ago, i was contacted by a gentleman for a first time booking with me. In his first message, he stated his name, the length of booking he was wanting and the desired time. No ping pong messages, and everything arranged within a couple of texts. Upon his arrival, i met him at the door and showed him to the bedroom, where i was handed a beautiful, long stemmed, red rose and an envelope. This was a gent that knew the 'rules' of the game, understanding the professional side of things and

Jade Heart

Jade Heart

What's the role of a Sex Worker ?

What is the role of a Sex Worker  ?   An interesting question to ask when consideration is given to the wide variety of clients a sex worker is exposed to.   Why see a sex worker ?   This really is such a huge question once you can wrap your head around the fact that may clients see a sex worker for different reasons than your own. A short yet not comprehensive list: A disabled client that can’t touch their own genitals and wish for sexual release

Scarlett B Wilde

Scarlett B Wilde

A First Time Guide To Adult Service Providers

This is my first time. I’m not sure how to go about this ? I’m sorry to have wasted your time. This scenario comes up a lot, so here is a guide with questions to ask yourself so you may be better prepared for the upcoming adventure. The question that comes up is how do I engage or introduce myself ? This is a question that I'd answer with a question. What are you looking to get out of the exchange ?  Most reply with.. umm.. sex ??? or even a more broader - just a good time.   So

Scarlett B Wilde

Scarlett B Wilde

The aging escort

Having been a punter for 20 years, I have a list of reliable/dependable go-to ladies and another list of randoms that are entertained when there is nothing available off the regular menu.   I've observed some of my fav girls leave the circuit to start a new life (eg family, steady bf etc), some come back and others disappear into the twilight forever. But there are some that solider on, from bright eyed fresh 20 somethings to worn out tired 40 somethings.    A recent experien

henryjones

henryjones

Point Taken.....

Scarlett B Wilde   Venus Nymphs   Posted 15 June Hmmmm..... I've this gorgeous beautiful woman beside me, dressed seductivity, and she's mine. All mine... God she.....oh, and the smell... oh my god her smell. Ohhh... and there's that smile, god I love it when she....... awwwwww.... you fucking bitch, you know I love i....... Ohhh.. Ohh.... My god .... touch me there..... You know I really want to....   Oh for FUCKS SAKE !!  You'

Jason56

Jason56

Business is Business ... Right ?!

Business is Business …. Right ?!   While engaging my clients I’m often asked why I started in the skin trade ? ‘No offence… You just seem soo ……sorry... doesn’t matter’ It’s actually a difficult question for anyone to name a reason. Mainly because give any proper thought longer than mere minutes, and you’ll start to see the many, many twists and turns in your life that bring you to the now. So... I’m not a good enough writer nor even prepared to type out an epic autobiograp

Scarlett B Wilde

Scarlett B Wilde

A working girl talks about The BoyFriend Experience™

A working girl talks about The BoyFriend Experience™      What the hell is the boyfriend experience ?        First it’s best to add bit of back story.. As a working girl for quite a few years now, I’ve seen the industry change and vary in many interesting, and to be honest, challenging ways. As I’ve listened to my old-skool sisters of their days ‘walkin’ the Cross’, I am struck by which- while laws around sex work makes the occupation difficult at times- today more than any othe

Scarlett B Wilde

Scarlett B Wilde

The next few years

Well now it seemed I had a fascination with strippers and the pursuit of RnT places. I was relatively cashed up and through a lot of cash at strippers in Adelaide and Melbourne. I was a pretty easy and generous target but hey they made me feel good.  The mostly Handley street massage places were much more miss than hit but hey it was still fun.    One thing i noticed is that is that unlike the movies when a wife dies you don’t really get that endless supply of lasagne from the sin

Lucky05

Lucky05

Wife 2 now and the RnT

Eventually I did meet wife number 2, she was 5 years older and right for me.. sexually she new what she liked and didn’t mind making noise and being fun in the bedroom.  I did enjoy the noises she made while sucking my cock it seemed like she really enjoyed it which did make for an even more pleasurable experience.  She did have other fun tricks like holding her nice tits together while I fucked them until I blew up her neck and face. She didn’t understand the fascination with coming o

Lucky05

Lucky05

Wife 2 and between

Wife 1 gone.. turns out that now I’m a bit older and although I now know what I’m doing and what I like. Chicks weren’t throwing themselves at me as much and the ones that did were for different reasons.    Like   i used to to work with your wife, she was a cow so how about it. Hmmm ok sure.    This now was early internet and broadband.  Porn everywhere. I now had the ability to flirt with people anonymously all over the world. I found that there were sites for gay/

Lucky05

Lucky05

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    • PlayDohBalls
    • longhorn69
      I'm the one with the beard
    • numbat101
      One of my little harem starts off by shaving my balls in the shower, which flows on (so to speak) to a BBBJ with a nice clean hairless penis Then we soap each other all over, kissing and cuddling   But we have only managed standing sex in the shower for short periods She has a big bootie and I have a beer belly, she is 154 cm and I am 178 cm so I have to crouch down while she stands on tippy toes, all on a slippery floor So much easier with her prone on her stomach on th
    • water
      Thank you Lily Lavine, for a wonderful and exciting story. If you want another adventure with less travel required, you would be a popular while being discrete at the gloyhole adjacent the Barwon Valley Park Belmont Dog Park.
    • Spaggy
      Yep always thought shower sex is just the lead up and penetration is not only slippery and dangerous soap in the ladies pink bits is downright unsafe for her.  Be careful of lubes as well stick to ones as stated as a dose of vaginitis will put her out of action for a few days - just saying.  Oral in the shower is amazing hop out an have a NURU if you want to slip and slide.
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