I'm not 100% sure this is it, but if I punt from here to the new year, I'll update this info accordingly... but this may be it for 2010.
Now, what a weird year, so tempestuous in the forum front. Hard to imagine when I look back at the beginning of the year when I was getting ready to give up all moderating activities at another forum, so I could dedicate to shag, report and enjoy the simple life of a punter. Needless to say, that didn't pan that way and I've been spending a lot of
(July 2021 note: The following index was written - in all likelihood - at the beginning of 2010 on a previous forum called Fun In Australia (FIA), where I was a very active member, moderator and administrator in the last years. Unlike popular belief, the forum wasn't mine and in 2010 I left FIA and a few months later opened Punter Planet. I've always kept copies of my reviews and they've always been available on PP; however, these blog indexes for the Shag Miles series weren't something I kept o
This year has been the year in which I have turned my back on parlours... with a few exceptions of course. The private and agencies' offer has been so good for FIA members that it has been enough to keep me away from brothels.
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However, Melbourne has always been associated in my mind with parlour trawling. Some of the privates I cherish the most started their WL careers in some renovated terrace house with a red light at the front. A
Not always we do have the chance of shagging a girl who actually looks like a lingerie model. The few out there who do, generally are beyond what I am ready to spend. So, I must thank Quackman for the heads up on Summer.
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As soon as I visited Summer's website, I decided to make a booking via her online form. Summer replied without delay and the booking was made pretty painlessly. It's amazing the power a recommendation from a trusted
Due to the latest unfortunate saga of incidents that both Paris and Renee Claire had to endure, I thought it was only prudent to hold this review until now. Please bear in mind that it is a few weeks old.
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Like the same Paris wrote somewhere else, the barter system is truly alive and well. Since my first series of photos I took of her, I have been offered exchange of services by a few WLs. I don’t see anything wrong with
In this hobby of ours sometimes you are up to good surprises. Isn't it great when you meet a working girl for the first time, yet ten minutes later things develop like that's session number twelve? Well, that's pretty much what happened with Lisa.
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I had heard about her in the grapevine but just as she began captivating my attention, she took some time off and I temporarily forgot about Lisa, until she contacted me in order to advert
I think the girl I'm about to review has moved on already from Liaisons but I cannot be sure about that. In any case some facts have been altered for recreational purposes and to protect the not so innocent. With that warning, you may continue reading at your own risk with the usual YMMV disclaimer in mind.
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A couple of Saturdays ago, I had one of those peculiar punts. I decided to pay Liaisons a visit. Pretty decent line-up, includi
One of the things that I find exciting about punting is meeting new people. In a period a bit longer than one hour you get to experiment a very condensed, full on relationship, where the boring bits are simply left out. That's how I remember my time with Samantha.
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The impact of a meeting like that can be as good as that of a great short film. The sort of work that sometimes makes you wonder why would you invest two hours watching a
Macy Jones, I think I should call her Madame Mephistopheles, always tempting me with these photos of beautiful Nubiles. What's worse, you go and meet the girls and the first thing they do, is stamping your "Go-to-Hell Miles" card. And Isabelle gave me extra points for sure.
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Of course don't take that too seriously; it's only an ongoing forum joke between Macy and I. After all, Bedroom Eyes is an agency that specializes in young girls. I like to mi
The change of weather, the warmer days, Spring is among us. With it, you dress in lighter clothing and your hunger is easily satisfied by fresh fruits and vegetables. You see this great produce offered by stores this time of the year. Sexually speaking, something similar happens, and temptation becomes far too great to ignore Macy's ads with photographs of these young beauties, just ripe waiting to be taken like you would with fruit hanging from a tree.
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Not very often (actually almost never) I come across a girl who's afraid of my AndyJ persona; however, Paris admittedly had kept herself at some distance from me. Not sure if she thought that my moderator's superpowers extend to my personal life but the girl had a somehow distorted vision because AndyJ the mod and AndyJ the punter are indeed different.
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At the same time, even when I had pondered booking Paris during my Melbourne trip
As part of a blitz trip to Melbourne on the weekend (to meet Steelmaster's mystery girl ), I was meant to see a new private among other favourites. I was looking forward really because my session with her at a parlour during one of my previous trips was very promising. Unfortunately, she got the flu or something and cancelled. I tried to get hold of other FIA girls but being a Sunday and racing against time made it difficult to line someone up. So Cracker it was. That's where I saw Cindy's ad.
Mondays, I don't necessarily hate them but that's the day when my own time zone runs several hours behind the rest of Australia.
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I was doing okay on the afternoon though (somehow the day goes faster when you rock up at work around 10:30am or later). I had my two double shot coffees already in my system and Kelly's call couldn't had happened at a better time. When I say Kelly that's not the name I knew her by; I've seen and reviewed
It's hard not to notice when a new working girl appears as a participant on these forums. With their words they can gain or lose my interest in them very quickly, at least as a potential client, which is not always what they are necessarily after.
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In a punter-skewed forum like FIA, sometimes a female avatar can do much more good than words. AndyJ, like many others, is a very superficial character, he likes good looks, he likes to kn
Friday night, it's parlour trawl night with MadMick. We are the terror of the receptionists, a breed of punter who's very picky, makes lots of questions and, unsatisfied, keeps going to the next parlour. Just by showing up together, they even recognise both of us, even if one of us has never been in that place before.
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Well, in all fairness, I think this is only the second time we've done the rounds together and we are not that picky
I think that towards the end of last year I left on holidays owing you a review of the ever-lovely Melissa Minova.
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Generally, there is no real reason to keep reviewing the same girls except when a major change has taken place, and so happened with Melissa towards the end of last year. From blonde she went to brunette and from sporting a natural set of B's she went to parade an enhanced set of D's. On top, I remember that session as
AndyJ celebrates his 10,000 post! (on FIA)
Due to a period full of unfortunate events that have kept the moderators busier than ever, it was almost without warning that I noticed that my post count was getting close to five digits. Beyond the honour of being the first single user name to get there (as DeeJay/FIA Admin have already in aggregate form), it is a bit scary really when you think about it, but I believe all reflections on the topic ought to be part of another thread, as the
Okay ladies and gentlemen, I'm going straight to Hell for this one. During my occasional dealings with the lovely Macy, she gave me an advance preview of one of her new girls, soon to be introduced on FIA (yet take this a big spoiler). Her name is Jordan and when I saw her pictures, temptation was too big to resist.
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I generally don't actively seek to shag 18 yo girls but I don't avoid them either; it's just a matter of
I decided to give this girl a try. After all, saying that I was impressed by her photographs would be a bit of an understatement.
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You know I'm a sucker for blondes and I'm also a butt lover, so Rebecca was an obvious choice. Setting up an appointment was easy and painless via e-mail and text messages later.
I have to say that the days preceding the booking, I was a bit nervous about it; I had the review of The Pumper to
Following on a tip from a fellow pervert, I decided to give Heather a call and hook up for an hour on Saturday afternoon. Heather advertises on Cracker and you probably will hear more about her (She briefly went under a different name before). However, I'm yet to call anyone advertising on Cracker without getting some intel from some FIA reprobate first.
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Heather's nice Darlinghurst flat is very easy to find. I got there a bit earlie
It's been over a year since Clare became a member of this forum. With charming ingenuity, this pretty young lady presented herself with pictures that caught every punter's attention and I wasn't an exception.
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A year's time for someone as young as Clare, can certainly make a big difference and it's not that those pictures made her look young; she was much younger than what she is now, paradoxically only one year later. I guess I wasn
While in Melbourne, or I should say right before traveling there, I got a tip from a very reliable fellow pervert, who knows the sort of girl and service I generally like. He recommended Honey at Gotham City to me.
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I was doubtful about the odds of actually seeing this girl because between my punt-charged agenda and her roster it seemed a bit unlikely at first thought. However, since I couldn't get to see one of my regular girls this
Sometimes it's funny to go through my old reviews from when I first discovered FIA; they show a progression on my punting patterns, and the main difference between then and now, is that I used to visit parlours more often than now. I gradually discovered the allure and advantages of private liaisons, and my visits to houses of ill repute have become more infrequent.
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But when I used to visit them a lot, I would mainly concentrate on repea
After almost three months of abstention, AndyJ rides again (no pun intended) and catches up with the one and only Amber J Lee.
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I've seen Amber many times; yet probably not as many as most would think, certainly not as many as I would have wanted. One cannot get tired of seeing Amber. I like her, something that is blatantly obvious, but I also admire her. She's someone with her feet firmly on the ground, witty, intelligent, determine
If you’ve read my previous review of Colomba, you’ll know I kissed her goodbye and left La Mansion with plans for a second punt at my hotel.
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You’ll also know that I visited Santiago with a shortlist of 18 beauties to save myself time in what it really was a quick visit not even two days long. And so when I got to my hotel, after seeing Colomba, I knew that I had to act quickly if I wanted a second shag for the day, before heading to
