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There is a parallel universe where old men can be hookers and provide paid sexual services to pretty young women with brains in their vaginas.

 

There is a parallel universe where the recommended daily intake is six liters of wine and two glasses of water.

 

There is a parallel universe where a rimming a day keeps the doctor away.

 

There is a parallel universe where treading on thin ice results in nothing more than a cold, wet arse.

 

There is a parallel universe where the red condom gives you a swollen head?

 

There is a parallel universe where men and women live in harmony and makeup sex is an irrelevant idea.

 

There is a parallel universe where fanboys don't get what they don't deserve.

 

There is a parallel universe where the brain in a man's head overrules the one in his dick.

 

There is a parallel universe where food that's good for you tastes decadent.

 

There is a parallel universe where others enjoy one's sense of humour as much as the one does one's own.

 

There is a parallel universe where one's position on the evolutionary scale is not determined by the degree of body hair.